- What it's like to daily bet hundreds of thousands of dollars working for some of the largest professional gamblers in Las Vegas? 

- How to spend a summer house sitting one of the biggest stars in the worlds 11,000 square-foot mansion- without an invitation from it's celebrity owner. 

-Whether the life of crime- specifically, running a shoplifting ring in a middle America mall- pays? 

- What causes a son to finally say enough is enough...and decide "Today is the day I am going to kill my dad"

Comedian Brandt Tobler has the answers in this funny, touching and sometimes downright unbelievable memoir of a small town Wyoming-kid turned "mall-fia" don, turned nationally touring comic. 

This book is written by a stand up comedian that takes you through tragedy after tragedy on it’s path to the funny! Will it make you laugh? Eventually. Will it make you cry? Probably. But I hope it will also make you smile, dream, and reflect, while simultaneously inspiring you to never stop chasing your dreams, even if its your very own family that is constantly trying to derail them.

Brandt tells his life story with candor, detailing the many pit stops, wrong turns, crazy connections and lucky breaks he experienced along the way to his comedy career, all while trying to balance a toxic relationship with his jailbird dad. In the pages will  make you laugh (he better-it's his job!) and believe as he does when it comes to defining family, blood isn't always thicker then water.